Kal Penn ("Kumar") will star in upcoming Superman movie!
Oh, wait: the fine print--he'll play Lex Luthor's genius sidekick.
Ah, South Asians on the move! Next stop: Desi Supervillain!
Finally, a role model for South Asian kids!
(Kal Penn's character's name corrected on Thursday; apparently, I have difficulty telling the Western name ("Harold") from the Indian one ("Kumar"); thanks, Leena)